Section i. identity

0) Sillyisim and Pastafarian are recognised as official religions. No other religions are recognised (especially not the Holy Church of Weetbix).
1) Owning cats is strongly discouraged.
2) You may change your legal name or gender at any time by asking Pete (our glorious supreme leader).
3) Your name, gender, and pronouns CANNOT include “Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs”, any rearrangement of those words, or anything similar.
4) It is recommended that your name be a variant of Pete.